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	<itunes:summary>DysfunctionalParrot.com covers it all, and has the most fun in doing so. The goal is to report recent events and issues with sarcasm and satire.  The host mixes a Christian worldview with a heavy dose of cynicism to make listening appeal to a wider audience.   Written by a man on the inside of big corporate media, the Dysfunctional Parrot wants you to know that the truth is not out there.  It is here.  Seriously!</itunes:summary>
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		<title>5 Role Models that Prove Humanity Must Die</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:18:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can&#8217;t escape from them.  In the grocery store they stare at you from the gossip rags.  On TV they punch you in the retinas.  And at work there&#8217;s always someone at the water cooler who thinks any one of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>REVIEW: What is SOMANABOLIC?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 20:14:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As fast as I crank out a fitness review something else comes along.  And that something is Somanabolic, which has almost gone viral.  What is it?  Well allow me to once again put a bullet through the head of BS [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BOOK REVIEW: Becoming Batman</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 18:37:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Growing up I was more into Superman due in no small part to the Richard Donner films.  Batman was still personified as Adam West so the desire to run around in poor fitting spandex with Robin &#8220;the Boy Wonder&#8221; like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>inRETROSPECT: Return of the Jedi</title>
		<link>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/inretrospect/jedi/</link>
		<comments>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/inretrospect/jedi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 15:02:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Luke and the gang return for the final chapter in the Star Wars story that unfortunately also has more of Lucas monkeying with the storytelling.   There&#8217;s sex offender slugs, light-saber shenanigans and a legion of Imperial soldiers humbled by abominable, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why YOU Should LIKE the NEW DP Facebook Page</title>
		<link>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/5-things/facebook/</link>
		<comments>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/5-things/facebook/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 02:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dysfunctional Parrot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Social media is a strange thing that I readily admit I do not entirely comprehend.  On the one side I despise everything it represents: narcissism and reclusiveness.  Yet I also understand that I am a narcissistic, reclusive person.  In the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 Steps to Winning an Old Computer Game</title>
		<link>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/5-things/bards-tale/</link>
		<comments>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/5-things/bards-tale/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 16:43:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dysfunctional Parrot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Bard&#8217;s Tale was a trilogy of games made in the 80&#8242;s that gained popularity on such technical powerhouses as the Commodore 64 and the Apple II.  The gameplay is simple: Gain experience so that your characters can advance through [...]]]></description>
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		<title>P90X2 &#8211; The COMPLETE Review: Part 3 of 3</title>
		<link>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/health-and-fitness/p90x2-part3/</link>
		<comments>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/health-and-fitness/p90x2-part3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 15:39:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dysfunctional Parrot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Post Activation Potentiation.  Only words, but words that have struck terror into the hearts of men and women.   If after these workouts you wake in the night crying for your momma, then perhaps you have begun to understand.   [...]]]></description>
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		<title>P90X2 &#8211; The COMPLETE Review: Part 2 of 3</title>
		<link>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/health-and-fitness/p90x2-part2/</link>
		<comments>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/health-and-fitness/p90x2-part2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 20:22:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dysfunctional Parrot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[updated Dec 30 to include Bonus workouts. Continued from part 1 With the completion of Phase One set of disks, it&#8217;s time to move on to the next phase&#8230;strength. Phase 1: Foundation was able to lay the necessary building blocks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>P90X2 &#8211; The COMPLETE Review: Part 1 of 3</title>
		<link>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/health-and-fitness/p90x2-part1/</link>
		<comments>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/health-and-fitness/p90x2-part1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 06:46:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s the moment the internet has waited for.   Finally, the COMPLETE review of the new P90X2 program is here.  Gird your loins fair citizens. Now here&#8217;s the deal kids&#8230;you want an honest review of each workout.  Not an &#8220;adver-torial&#8221; about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>inRETROSPECT: How the Grinch Stole Christmas ( 2000 )</title>
		<link>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/inretrospect/grinch-2000/</link>
		<comments>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/inretrospect/grinch-2000/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 05:47:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dysfunctional Parrot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And unforgivably horrible retelling of a children&#8217;s book based upon the sad life of a green-haired mutant overlooking a town of genetically altered freaks who taunt him every Christmas. &#160;]]></description>
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		<title>A Dysfunctional INSTANT Coffee Review</title>
		<link>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/rants/coffee-review/</link>
		<comments>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/rants/coffee-review/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 18:06:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Truth be told I am not exactly a coffee expert.  It&#8217;s just that I, like many of you, sometimes need a kickstart in the morning.   Most days I don&#8217;t need liquid energy at all.  But some days if the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Dysfunctional Christmas Tree: PART TWO</title>
		<link>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/rants/the-dp-tree-2/</link>
		<comments>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/rants/the-dp-tree-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 01:02:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dysfunctional Parrot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With a tree now in my possession, it was time to put it all together.  The next phase in my plan required the following elements to be in place: reckless abandon Wife&#8217;s schedule to know when she&#8217;s going to be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>inRETROSPECT- The Black Hole ( 1979 )</title>
		<link>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/inretrospect/theblackhole/</link>
		<comments>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/inretrospect/theblackhole/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 03:43:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dysfunctional Parrot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[All the ingredients are there for a true classic, but the Black Hole remains unable to shake the weight of stiff acting and an ending that makes absolutely no sense at all.]]></description>
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		<title>Truth in Advertising: SEA MONKEYS</title>
		<link>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/truth/sea-monkeys/</link>
		<comments>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/truth/sea-monkeys/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2011 23:02:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dysfunctional Parrot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Magical underwater kingdoms?  Happy underwater families?  Kids, grow up!!]]></description>
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		<title>The Dysfunctional Christmas Tree: PART ONE</title>
		<link>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/rants/the-dp-tree/</link>
		<comments>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/rants/the-dp-tree/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2011 15:22:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dysfunctional Parrot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every year I seem to be getting more grumpy and cynical about Christmas.  But I have a family that quite frankly, is ready to kill me in my sleep if I don&#8217;t ease up.  Therefore, instead of spouting the evils of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>inRETROSPECT: BATMAN ( 1989 )</title>
		<link>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/inretrospect/batman1/</link>
		<comments>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/inretrospect/batman1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 05:27:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dysfunctional Parrot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Take a billionaire, give him in a leather suit with less mobility than being encased in concrete, add Tim Burton and a soundtrack by Prince, and you have the biggest blockbuster of 1989.   And oh yeah,  it sucks.]]></description>
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		<title>5 Aggravating Things About Christmas</title>
		<link>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/frontpage/hate-christmas/</link>
		<comments>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/frontpage/hate-christmas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 17:44:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dysfunctional Parrot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As sure as an approaching bowel movement after consuming a full bottle of Metamucil, Christmas too is soon to arrive.  And while there is much fun, frolic and things to enjoy about the day, there are also a few things [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BOOK REVIEW: World War Z</title>
		<link>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/book-reviews/wwz/</link>
		<comments>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/book-reviews/wwz/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 18:26:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dysfunctional Parrot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some think I enjoy zombie literature out of entertainment.  Those people are fools.  I am rather preparing myself for the inevitable feeding frenzy of the zombie apocalypse.   Yet while I await the shuffling masses of the undead, Max Brooks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Review: Killer Guitar Components &#8211; Brass Tremolo Block</title>
		<link>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/music-tech/review-kgc/</link>
		<comments>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/music-tech/review-kgc/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 18:21:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dysfunctional Parrot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not being a high profile player ( or even low for that matter ), my axe is a humble Squier Deluxe Stratocaster.   And I love it.  When I tried it out in the store it was better than the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>inRETROSPECT: KICKBOXER ( 1989 )</title>
		<link>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/inretrospect/ep1-kickboxer/</link>
		<comments>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/inretrospect/ep1-kickboxer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 21:03:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jean Claude Van Damme travels to the Dagobah System to find Yoda in the hopes he can be taught to defeat Tong Po with only three months training.  Sounds reasonable. BLIP.tv REVIEWS to come&#8230; Batman ( 1989 ) Return of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Change is Good</title>
		<link>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/announcements/change/</link>
		<comments>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/announcements/change/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 16:09:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dysfunctional Parrot</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ANNOUNCEMENTS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/?p=11631</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Every now and then a website has to change its underwear. Here&#8217;s the deal…DysfunctionalParrot.com has really, really gotten a bit scattered lately. Political commentary, religion, fitness reviews, movies, books…honestly, what&#8217;s going on here?  I wonder if I have fallen into [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Palestinian &#8220;Offence&#8221; Budget Takes $200M Hit</title>
		<link>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/world/palestinian-budget/</link>
		<comments>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/world/palestinian-budget/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 15:54:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dysfunctional Parrot</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[WORLD]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[POLITICS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/?p=11593</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[During annual budget talks, the Palestinian Authority has decided to drop $200 Million from it&#8217;s Offence Budget. This means that they will be unable to purchase as many rockets, anti-aircraft missiles, and children&#8217;s illustrated copies of Mein Kampf. This of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why the Wall Street Protest is a Waste of Time</title>
		<link>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/rants/wall-street/</link>
		<comments>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/rants/wall-street/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 21:55:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dysfunctional Parrot</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[RANTS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WORLD]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[POLITICS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/?p=11539</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Pop Quiz&#8230;what are the protesters on Wall Street protesting?   Maybe it&#8217;s corporate greed, corporate welfare, no jobs, not good enough jobs, not enough wealth redistribution, low wages, or cold pizza.   And that&#8217;s really unfortunate, because what might have been [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>5 Reasons Karate is Useless</title>
		<link>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/5-things/karate/</link>
		<comments>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/5-things/karate/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 20:27:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dysfunctional Parrot</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[5 THINGS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[5 things]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[RANTS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/?p=11492</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Almost 15 years. That’s how much of my life was spent pursuing the perfect front kick.  The perfect punch.  Honor, loyalty, and everything that Mutant Turtles and Canadian Maple Syrup stood for.  Shotokan-style Karate was my past-time that grew to [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>October 21st Now False Prophet Day!</title>
		<link>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/god/false-prophet-day/</link>
		<comments>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/god/false-prophet-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 01:49:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dysfunctional Parrot</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[GOD]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cults]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[harold camping]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/?p=11391</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By krickey, if they can make a Wear A Kilt Day and Sysadmin Day, then I have an inspiration for the ultimate new special day.  I know what you&#8217;re thinking&#8230;wearing a kilt on Sysadmin Day!  What could be cooler than that?  Well, technically nothing.  [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Book of Mormon: Something Doesn&#8217;t FEEL Right&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/book-reviews/book-of-mormon/</link>
		<comments>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/book-reviews/book-of-mormon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 17:11:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dysfunctional Parrot</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[BOOKS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[GOD]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cults]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mormonism]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/?p=11292</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Life as a Christian can be often spent defending your worldview against some of the craziest arguments.  The recent antics of Harold Camping have only been the latest to keep the subject of false prophets alive at the water-cooler.   [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>October 21 &#8211; Lights! Camera! nothing.</title>
		<link>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/god/october21/</link>
		<comments>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/god/october21/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 00:17:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dysfunctional Parrot</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[GOD]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[apocalypse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cults]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[harold camping]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mormonism]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/?p=11137</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Some might think I&#8217;m just picking on people with bad theology.  For shame.  You should ALL think that.   Look, I respect differences in theological opinion.  And truthfully, I&#8217;m sorry I&#8217;m such a cynical guy sometimes especially since I am a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 Reasons Apple Will Survive Without Steve</title>
		<link>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/frontpage/apple-without-steve/</link>
		<comments>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/frontpage/apple-without-steve/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2011 02:39:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dysfunctional Parrot</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[5 THINGS]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[apple]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/?p=11159</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Naysayers are complete morons.  And despite my hopes, Reddit can only contain so many of them before it springs a leak and they spill into the general population. Now that the initial shock is over, the hyena&#8217;s are finally coming [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Steve Jobs Dead.  An Armchair Eulogy.</title>
		<link>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/tech/jobs_eulogy/</link>
		<comments>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/tech/jobs_eulogy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 03:06:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dysfunctional Parrot</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[TECH]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[apple]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[steve jobs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[technology]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/?p=11113</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Steve&#8217;s brilliance, passion and energy were the source of countless innovations that enrich and improve all of our lives. The world is immeasurably better because of Steve,&#8221; Apple statement to the press. Some things still come as a surprise even [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>What the New ThunderCats Told Us About Homeland Security</title>
		<link>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/rants/thundercats/</link>
		<comments>http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/rants/thundercats/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2011 15:57:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dysfunctional Parrot</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[RANTS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[entertainment]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dysfunctionalparrot.com/?p=11052</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This year we got an animated reboot of an old 80&#8242;s cartoon classic, ThunderCats.   The subtle messages in it, whether intentional or not, may help clear up the confusing reality of terrorism, war, and maybe even resolve any boyhood [...]]]></description>
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