Parrot Review: SHIFT SHOP

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New to the Beachbody lineup is Chris Downing who makes his grand entrance with Shift Shop, a workout that is as fun to do as it is to say three times fast.

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Sit in the corner till you decide to act civilized Mr. Potty Mouth.

So far it’s been a good round checking out Beachbody on Demand…the camel excrement known as YouV2 notwithstanding.  Shaun Week, while a great system, still had a made for BOD feel to it.  Shift Shop looks to appeal to the online-streaming and DVD consumer alike.

What you get:

I’m viewing this on BOD so all materials are online.  The floor markers are available as a printable item so absolutely go that route because at $20 US ( not including shipping ) you would have more money than brains to buy what is effectively 4 plastic plates you could get at a dollar store.

Pay specific attention to the diet guide as carb reduction is key to the success of this system which leans heavily into Paleo-diet territory.  It is split into 3 weeks:  Week one you eat good clean food.  Week two cuts back the starch and increases proteins.  Week three is starch/legume free and your odds of committing a violent felony increase exponentially.

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Just another paleo-diet Monday at the office.

Speed 25

Immediately the set and style hearkens back to Asylum days with having to put markers on the ground in lieu of an agility ladder.  The set too has a track and field vibe to it but the similarities with Asylum don’t go much beyond that.

SS kicks off with a general potpourri of running, slide stepping, crawls and mountain climbers.  No repetition of moves and each one lasts for 60 seconds.  None of the motions are particularly inspired and should be within the skill set of most people.  I would put the difficulty level of this one on par with T25 Alpha Cardio or Hard Corps Cardio 2.

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Each move is given a quick slo-motion preview.

Strength 25

Take care of what you choose for a weight as each move goes for a solid minute.  This goes from top to bottom with push ups, squats, rows, curls, planks…yup, total body folks.  As such this had a very 22 Minute Hard Corps vibe to it.  Be prepared for a cardio workout as a sweet byproduct.  Chris makes a comical reference to his calves and how the make him look like SpongeBob.  All things considered, he’s probably got little to worry about.

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Admittedly, the resemblance in uncanny.

Speed 35

For week two we begin to add some intensity and move from one round to two.  Also, the two markers on the floor are increased to three.

Keep in mind that there is also some behind the scenes action going on with your decreased carbohydrate intake, so the fact that this might not be up to Max 30 standards is probably a good thing.  Dropping carbs when you’re accustomed to higher levels can turn one into a raving nut-job during transition.  I already eat less carbs than normal, but even then I could stand to cut back on the occasional banana smothered in peanut butter and home-made chocolate crafted by my wife’s loving hands and…AARRRGH!!!!  Outta my way!!

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Sex, drugs, booze...everyone has a weakness. This is mine.

Strength 35

Two rounds so grab a light and medium set of weights.  The first round moves are 1 minute whereas the second are 45 seconds.  They seem to want to drop weight for second round, but I would think just the opposite should be done.  Then again, I’m just a guy on the Internet.

The motions are also more complex.  Instead of just curls or squats, you now have combo moves such as Squat Curl Presses and Push-up Rows.

Speed 45

It is here where we begin to have what I consider to be serious workouts for the Speed series.  Speed 35 was good and 25 was well…pretty darn easy all things considered.  Now we add better plyo and more time making Speed 45 worthy of the Shift Shop mantle.

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You'll be getting airborne with Speed 45.

Strength 45

Three rounds of work with one minute moves that alternate between upper and lower body: Lunges, rows, curls, planks, kickbacks. The format is almost a spitting image of 22 Minute Hard Corps circuit training style.

Shift Core

Time: 13 minutes

Nine 1 minute ab workouts.  I have mixed feelings about 60 second ab moves.  On one hand, it’s a goal to aspire to so that get to be the cool Dad with the six-pack at the next beach party I’ll never be invited to.  Yet on the other, I find myself conking out early and waiting for the next move as the clock ticks.

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Name reminds me of what I did to the heads of my sisters dolls back in the 80's.

Shift Mobility

Sweet, Chris has a warm-up outfit almost as dorky as mine.  So get comfy and prepare to do a little yoga, a little stretching and have a break from the grind.

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While not particularly flattering, I will admit that grey cotton is comfy as all heck.

Bonus: Super Speed 50

4 markers and a sandbag for a circuit cardio butt whooping that will target the chest and legs above all.  While the fast motions are hard enough, adding weight to plyo takes it to another level.  Without the weight it’s great for someone needing to modify, but with it the heart works overtime.  While the sandbag would have certain advantages, if you’re careful and creative you can get away with some common dumb-bells.

Bonus: Super Strength 50

Hope you ate your Wheaties because you’re in for a long haul.

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Time to dust off the old Hard Corps sandbag.

I can see how maybe having the sandbag AND some good old dumb-bells on standby would be an asset.  Weights allow for better progress tracking while the sandbag allows the opportunity to spend hard earned money on a bag of dirt.  Either way, you’re going to alternate between upper and lower for a good while.

Bonus: Super Shift Core

Time: 15 minutes

Take everything you like about planks and crunches then add a sandbag to the mix.  Sixty second moves that will make you feel like you got sucker-punched in the gut by a rouge motorcycle.  A dumb-bell or medicine ball can substitute in a pinch if need be.

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That sandbag is going to get heavier by the second.

CONCLUSION

I initially assumed Shift Shop would be a more focused workout series rather than an intermediate-level total body circuit program.  As it turns out it, despite its appearance it has more in common with 22 Minute Hard Corps than Asylum; although it certainly uses ideas from both.  From a difficulty perspective it falls between the two.  That means if you’ve finished 22MHC or something equivalent yet don’t feel quite ready for a Shaun T-level ass kicking, this will fill the void nicely.

Chris is a capable trainer with an effective communication style.  Not a lot of joking like Tony, no double negatives like Shaun T and not talking about himself in the third person like Sagi.  In other words, he speaks like an articulate human being.  I rolled my eyes a few times over the “not judging you” pep-talk that I’ve been seeing pop up with increasing regularity amongst trainers.  My advice: knock it off already.  If I get to the point where I need to be treated like a Berkeley snowflake then just use your best bullet to put me out of my misery.

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Drill Sgt. Hartman's soothing voice speaks life's bitter truths.

So, the big question: Does Shift Shop work?  Yes, it absolutely excels at total body functional fitness.  It does not however provide huge strength gains due to weights never getting past a medium range.  So if you want to be all-around strong, fit and lose weight then this will do that.  If you want to add some mass to your guns, maybe create a hybrid with heavier weight training.

Also a huge factor is the diet.  The general consensus out there is that going Paleo is probably not a bad idea…especially for a carbohydrate obsessed Western culture that would benefit by stepping away from the chips.  Shift Shop moves you into hard core territory fairly quick as by week 3 carbs are limited to fruits and vegetables only.  Even if you cannot commit to going hardcore, I would feel safe to say even a 60% reduction will transform your life ( and midsection ) all by itself.  So do what you can.

The score for Shift Shop is 4.5 Feathers out of 5.  I see this as a very promising start for Chris Downing and predict him becoming a rising star among the Beachbody roster.  Shift Shop is a solid circuit-style workout series and I would absolutely like to see Chris tackle something a bit more resistance focused with his next outing.

© 2017, John Paul Parrot. All rights reserved.

8.2 Awesome

Shift Shop provides a complete functional fitness package for the intermediate to advanced enthusiast. The paleo-style diet plays a key role in outcome.

  • Production Values 9.5
  • Trainer Skill 8
  • Strength 7.8
  • Cardio 7.8
  • Music 8

About Author

John Paul Parrot ( aka. The Dysfunctional Parrot ) is a disgruntled Systems Analyst who wanders the Canadian wastelands saving small villages with the power of Kung Fu.  His chair is also a little too close to the twenty year old microwave.  As you can well imagine, this has had certain side effects.

  • Bonnie Worrick

    Would you recommend this over T25 and Max 30? Did you see results? Noticeable ones

    • I didn’t see results per se, but there’s probably a reason for that.

      I work out pretty regularly so doing another system isn’t going to shake my body up that much. The last system that rocked my world was P90X2 as I saw noticeable results. Live to Fail by Dailyburn was pretty badass too. I also already eat a mostly paleo-ish diet so there’s not a lot of change there either. Honestly, my food intake is more unique than a Koala bear.

      More often than not I concern myself with workouts that are fluff and waste several weeks of my training. YouV2 was almost like doing nothing at all and had to find time to get my regular workouts in to compensate.

  • Elchupinazo

    Does anyone else feel like BB’s getting kinda… lazy with their products? The older, DVD-based programs seemed like you got a ton of different workouts, usually around 12 and even more in P90X3, I think. But everything after MHC seems like you get 2-3 workouts and that’s it. P90 is especially guilty of this, as is 22 Min HC. And now, this. 2 workouts to do over and over again until the next step, and then it’s the same thing all over again.

    The variety was what kept you (or at least) me sane over the course of a program. I have BOD now, so I can do my own thing, but I would go nuts if I were trying to complete P90 all the way through, for example. The feature weeks have been pretty good so far (Sagi Week is killer but God, what a mess those productions are), and Autumn’s 80 day pilates/barre program looks promising for those who are into that. If it’s actually 80 different workouts (which I think it might be, since they’re saying they’ll be released one at a time), that would be an impressive feat.

    I understand that it’s hard to reinvent the wheel over and over, and there’s so much on BOD that it’s impossible to say it’s not a phenomenal value. It would just be nice if BB didn’t completely give up on their commitment to thoughtful, high quality, effective workout programs.

    Here’s hoping for Body Beast 2, someday.

    • I do have a bit of a concern that productions might take a “straight to streaming” approach. Shaun Week for example was good, but no way the production values were on par with Max 30.

      • Elchupinazo

        Agreed, the production values don’t (for me at least) affect the quality of the workouts themselves. Shaun week I think had some good takes on older concepts, and I could care less that the set was a little shoddy or that Shaun has gray in his beard (!!) now.

        If you haven’t gotten to Sagi week yet though, whew. Great workouts, but he’s all over the place and clearly doesn’t always know what’s coming next or where he’s at in the workout. I read somewhere that he’s dyslexic and has ADD, so maybe it’s tough for him to follow a polished script. Still, not comforting when he forgets how much weight he’s supposed to be using.

  • Amanda Schroeder

    Off-topic comment: I love your phrase “A Berkeley snowflake” – I haven’t heard such an apt description in a long time; it made me laugh out loud!

  • Anass Cherkaoui

    Hi Mr Parrot!! First off all i want to thank you for all the great work that you’re doing i’m a huge fan of all your reviews.
    I have i question and i hopre that you’re going to help me, i’m overweighted (+45LBS) and i just knew that we gonna have a baby and i want want the fastest solution to get in shape, wich workout could you recommend to me i want my son to be proud of me.
    i will really appriciate your help. i have access to all the programs that you reviewed on you site