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Lean, Mean, Killing Machine

Making the decision to get serious about fitness is a major life changing event.  Especially if you’re a sniveling bag of rat hair.

Allow fitness expert John Paul Parrot to take you on a satirical journey.  From building your first gym, choosing equipment, food plans and ultimately equipping you to make the monumental transformation from a lowlife wuss into something so much more.

A Lean, Mean, Killing Machine.

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