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John Paul Parrot ( aka. The Dysfunctional Parrot ) has been doing this shtick since 2008.  He is the primary writer, reviewer, Ayatollah of Rock n’ Rolla at DysfunctionalParrot.com.  J.P. enjoys writing mainly about health, entertainment and martial arts with all the sarcasm he can muster.

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Mrs. Parrot is a contributor of knowledge regarding Food Guides that come with many of the workout programs the DP buys.  Mrs. Parrot is a gorgeous wife and mother who wishes her husband had more useful skills like carpentry so he could build a nice table or something.  That having been said, she understands he’s a good provider and if you ask me, an even better lover.

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