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Jean Paul Fender ( aka. The Dysfunctional Parrot ) has been doing this shtick¬†since 2008. ¬†He is the primary writer, reviewer,¬†Ayatollah of Rock n’ Rolla at DysfunctionalParrot.com and author of the comedy apocalyptic novel LOOPBACK. ¬†As a 40 year old married father of 4 children, Jean Paul has grown accustomed to finding out things in life the hard way. ¬†Much of these lessons are reflected here. ¬†The rest I have to explain to the judge on my court date. ¬†J.P. enjoys writing mainly about health, entertainment and martial arts with all the sarcasm he can muster.

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ShawzBear is a guest writer and has been “hired” to give his own unique spin on fitness plans, equipment, and maybe even supplements if I can convince him with some pepper spray to the eyes. ¬†His salary for this valuable contribution would best be described as Jack-Squat. ¬† Nonetheless his talents have won him numerous penmanship awards at his own blog. ¬†Nah. ¬†Just kidding. ¬†But he’s a good read all the same! ¬†Shawz¬†is a 30 something Canadian man just trying to make a buck peddling useless video entertainment to the masses. ¬†He is blessed with a wonderful wife and 3 amazing kids and enjoys running, hockey and is a founding member of the 101st¬†Care Bear Fan Club, Alberta Division.

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Mrs. Parrot is a contributor of knowledge regarding Food Guides that come with many of the workout programs the DP buys. ¬†Mrs. Parrot is a gorgeous mother of four children and wishes her husband had more useful skills like carpentry so he could build a nice table or something. ¬†That having been said, she understands he’s a good provider and if you ask me, an even better lover.

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Jean Paul Fender

Jean Paul Fender

Supreme Overlord at DysfunctionalParrot.com
Jean Paul Fender ( aka. The Dysfunctional Parrot ) is a disgruntled Systems Analyst who wanders the Canadian wastelands saving small villages with the power of Kung Fu.  His chair is also a little too close to the twenty year old microwave.  As you can well imagine, this has had certain side effects.
Jean Paul Fender
Jean Paul Fender
Jean Paul is the author of the comedy apocalyptic novel, LOOPBACK.
 
 
 
 
 
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