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Jean Paul Fender ( aka. The Dysfunctional Parrot ) has been doing this shtick since 2008.  He is the primary writer, reviewer, Ayatollah of Rock n’ Rolla at DysfunctionalParrot.com and author of the upcoming apocalyptic novel LOOPBACK.   As a 40 year old married father of 4 children, Jean Paul has grown accustomed to finding out things in life the hard way.  Much of these lessons are reflected here.  The rest I have to explain to the judge on my court date.  J.P. enjoys writing mainly about health, entertainment, books and movies with all the sarcasm he can muster.

 

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ShawzBear is a guest writer and has been “hired” to give his own unique spin on fitness plans, equipment, and maybe even supplements if I can convince him with some pepper spray to the eyes.  His salary for this valuable contribution would best be described as Jack-Squat.   Nonetheless his talents have won him numerous penmanship awards at his own blog.  Nah.  Just kidding.  But he’s a good read all the same!  Shawz is a 30 something Canadian man just trying to make a buck peddling useless video entertainment to the masses.  He is blessed with a wonderful wife and 3 amazing kids and enjoys running, hockey and is a founding member of the 101st Care Bear Fan Club, Alberta Division.

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Mrs. Parrot is a contributor of knowledge regarding Food Guides that come with many of the workout programs the DP buys.  Mrs. Parrot is a gorgeous mother of four children and wishes her husband had more useful skills like carpentry so he could build a nice table or something.  That having been said, she understands he’s a good provider and if you ask me, an even better lover.

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