Archive for Category: "RANTS"

Fedoras and Why Hipsters Suck

Fedoras and Why Hipsters Suck

Well there goes another one.  Even women are wearing them now so I guess it’s over.  The hipsters in their blind quest to be “ironic” have ruined yet another perfectly acceptable form of fashion.  Am I referring to tight pants? [...]

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5 People You Meet When Going Back to School

5 People You Meet When Going Back to School

Somehow through a series of unfortunate events I became a Systems Analyst.  That means I occasionally go for upgrader courses to keep my skills sharp and to distract me from the futile career path I have chosen.   But just [...]

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5 Ways Apple Destroyed Civilization

5 Ways Apple Destroyed Civilization

I love Apple, I really do.   I own an Mac, a few iPods and even work with OS X at my job.  Plus, the last person who asked me to do work on Windows is cut up into a dozen [...]

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A Dysfunctional INSTANT Coffee Review

A Dysfunctional INSTANT Coffee Review

Truth be told I am not exactly a coffee expert.  It’s just that I, like many of you, sometimes need a kickstart in the morning.   Most days I don’t need liquid energy at all.  But some days if the [...]

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The Dysfunctional Christmas Tree: PART TWO

The Dysfunctional Christmas Tree: PART TWO

With a tree now in my possession, it was time to put it all together.  The next phase in my plan required the following elements to be in place: reckless abandon Wife’s schedule to know when she’s going to be [...]

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