Somehow through a series of unfortunate events I became a Systems Analyst. That means I occasionally go for upgrader courses to keep my skills sharp and to distract me from the futile career path I have chosen. But just [...]
Archive for Category: "RANTS"
5 Ways Apple Destroyed Civilization
I love Apple, I really do. I own an Mac, a few iPods and even work with OS X at my job. Plus, the last person who asked me to do work on Windows is cut up into a dozen [...]
A Dysfunctional INSTANT Coffee Review
Truth be told I am not exactly a coffee expert. It’s just that I, like many of you, sometimes need a kickstart in the morning. Most days I don’t need liquid energy at all. But some days if the [...]
The Dysfunctional Christmas Tree: PART TWO
With a tree now in my possession, it was time to put it all together. The next phase in my plan required the following elements to be in place: reckless abandon Wife’s schedule to know when she’s going to be [...]
The Dysfunctional Christmas Tree: PART ONE
Every year I seem to be getting more grumpy and cynical about Christmas. But I have a family that quite frankly, is ready to kill me in my sleep if I don’t ease up. Therefore, instead of spouting the evils of [...]
