“Once I ran to you. Now I’ll run from you.” – Soft Cell Witnesses would tell me that I stood calmly and walked to the exit...
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While not thrilled about being held in stasis due to an infernal piece of costume jewelry, I played my cards right so that when Celeste dumped...