You can’t escape from them. In the grocery store they stare at you from the gossip rags. On TV they punch you in the retinas. And at work there’s always someone at the water cooler who thinks any one of [...]
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Why YOU Should LIKE the NEW DP Facebook Page
Social media is a strange thing that I readily admit I do not entirely comprehend. On the one side I despise everything it represents: narcissism and reclusiveness. Yet I also understand that I am a narcissistic, reclusive person. In the [...]
5 Steps to Winning an Old Computer Game
The Bard’s Tale was a trilogy of games made in the 80′s that gained popularity on such technical powerhouses as the Commodore 64 and the Apple II. The gameplay is simple: Gain experience so that your characters can advance through [...]
5 Aggravating Things About Christmas
As sure as an approaching bowel movement after consuming a full bottle of Metamucil, Christmas too is soon to arrive. And while there is much fun, frolic and things to enjoy about the day, there are also a few things [...]
5 Reasons Karate is Useless
Almost 15 years. That’s how much of my life was spent pursuing the perfect front kick. The perfect punch. Honor, loyalty, and everything that Mutant Turtles and Canadian Maple Syrup stood for. Shotokan-style Karate was my past-time that grew to [...]
