Archive for Category: "TECH"

5 Reasons Apple Will Survive Without Steve

5 Reasons Apple Will Survive Without Steve

Naysayers are complete morons.  And despite my hopes, Reddit can only contain so many of them before it springs a leak and they spill into the general population. Now that the initial shock is over, the hyena’s are finally coming [...]

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Steve Jobs Dead. An Armchair Eulogy.

Steve Jobs Dead.  An Armchair Eulogy.

“Steve’s brilliance, passion and energy were the source of countless innovations that enrich and improve all of our lives. The world is immeasurably better because of Steve,” Apple statement to the press. Some things still come as a surprise even [...]

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Canada Picks up the F-35 Fighter

Canada Picks up the F-35 Fighter

Good things come to those who wait. Canada has finally shelled out some dough and purchased 64 brand spanking new F-35 Joint strike fighters which will be delivered in 2016.  About blasted time is all I can say. The current [...]

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MPAA Given God-Like Powers

MPAA Given God-Like Powers

Instead of putting the final bullet through the Old Yeller of the recording industry, the MPAA has instead quietly been given the all-consuming “Power Cosmic” to access your home electronics. In what can only be described as corporate Orwellianism, the [...]

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Why I Just Joined Twitter, and am a Lying Sack of Dirt

Why I Just Joined Twitter, and am a Lying Sack of Dirt

I joined Twitter, and I am to be pitied more than all men for my iniquity. Wait a second Mr. Parrot…didn’t you JUST highlight the evils of Twitter?  And didn’t you promise to impale yourself on a sword or jump [...]

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