Connect with us


Truth in Advertising: SEA MONKEYS



Magical underwater kingdoms?  Happy underwater families?  Kids, grow up!!
sea monkeys are just brine shrimp

John Paul Parrot ( aka. The Dysfunctional Parrot ) is a disgruntled Systems Analyst who wanders the Canadian wastelands saving small villages with the power of Kung Fu.  His chair is also a little too close to the twenty year old microwave.  As you can well imagine, this has had certain side effects.



  1. Randy

    December 13, 2013 at

    It’s a good thing Eric didn’t lose someone to anaphylactic shock brought on by seafood or that happy smiling Sea Monkey would have REALLY offended him!

  2. Eric

    July 2, 2013 at

    Your Sea Monkey article is clever and funny. However, it would be great if you could edit it and take out the committing suicide reference….and even how to do it. You are cleverer than that. Come up with something truly funny, rather than something that has caused untold pain to those who have lost a depressed loved one to this or any other form of suicide.

    • Dysfunctional Parrot

      July 2, 2013 at

      Thank you for the opinion, but I have long since lost the original file to edit. It is what it is.

    • Mario Strada

      April 29, 2014 at

      I know this is old, but maybe you’ll rest easier knowing that with modern cars it is incredibly difficult to kill yourself by sitting in the garage with the car on.
      Usually you just fall asleep and wake up some time later after you run out of gas.
      Get a vintage car. 30 years or older will work just fine.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

YouTube Channel

Copyright © 2022 Dysfunctional Parrot Productions