John Paul Parrot

John Paul Parrot ( aka. The Dysfunctional Parrot ) is a disgruntled Systems Analyst who wanders the Canadian wastelands saving small villages with the power of Kung Fu. His chair is also a little too close to the twenty year old microwave. As you can well imagine, this has had certain side effects.

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REVIEW: RUSHFIT by Georges St. Pierre

In between being a sarcastic know-it-all and international superstar, I have an insatiable addiction to home workout videos such as P90X, Insanity and Asylum. Based on...
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Rise of the Planet of the Apes ( 2011 )

Apes in labs become the flash point for the ape-ocalyspe in the prequel to The Planet of the Apes. Why a prequel? Heck if I know....
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HIP HOP ABS ( aka. Nerds Can’t Dance )

My initial reaction to Hip Hop Abs was expected…what the Hell is this?? So for some time it sat collecting dust as I ventured on to...
RANTS13 years ago

Why The Star Wars Saga on BluRay Can Drop Dead

George Orwell described revisionist scum sucking degenerates best in 1984 by depicting poor Winston Smith destroying any recorded history as deemed unfit by the mysterious ruling...
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FRIGHT NIGHT ( 2011 )

I’m not sure if I was a fan of the original. I mean, I only saw it 5,438 times!!!!! Alright, so I’m guilty of having a...

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